Is this supposed to be funny? Because it’s not. It’s sexy as hell.
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
HIS NAME IS GEORGE PERCY
HIS NAME IS GEORGE PERCY
HIS NAME IS GEORGE FUCKING PERCY
Don’t ever say George fucking Percy again pls
^ OH MY GOD
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
But like. Has anyone actually watched this video? It’s not about period cramps. It’s about Thanksgiving fullness. Like seriously. Educate yourselves and WATCH THE VIDEO
"My body, my choice" only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.
Fun fact: If my younger sister was in a car accident and desperately needed a blood transfusion to live, and I was the only person on Earth who could donate blood to save her, and even though donating blood is a relatively easy, safe, and quick procedure no one can force me to give blood. Yes, even to save the life of a fully grown person, it would be ILLEGAL to FORCE me to donate blood if I didn’t want to.
See, we have this concept called “bodily autonomy.” It’s this….cultural notion that a person’s control over their own body is above all important and must not be infringed upon.
Like, we can’t even take LIFE SAVING organs from CORPSES unless the person whose corpse it is gave consent before their death. Even corpses get bodily autonomy.
To tell people that they MUST sacrifice their bodily autonomy for 9 months against their will in an incredibly expensive, invasive, difficult process to save what YOU view as another human life (a debatable claim in the early stages of pregnancy when the VAST majority of abortions are performed) is desperately unethical. You can’t even ask people to sacrifice bodily autonomy to give up organs they aren’t using anymore after they have died.
You’re asking people who can become pregnant to accept less bodily autonomy than we grant to dead bodies.
haha it worked
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
so this is why I’ve been getting random kisses in my inbox for the past few weeks
Well, they certainly know their target audience.
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
I made this in an hour because I was pissed.
IN AN HOUR
IF I MAKE YOU FURIOUS, WILL YOU MAKE MY WEDDING DRESS?!
CAN I LIVE WITH YOU AND LEARN YOUR WAYS
you could start business called angry apparel
Mads, Hannibal would be ashamed of this suit. What is with the baggy thighs? The too large jacket around the middle? The askew tie? Your cuffs should show a centimeter or so. I’ll give ya that the pants length is at least correct.
Is this a borrowed suit? You need a Hiddles suit consult, stat.
you do realize you’re talking about a man who normally dresses
like a hobo sponsored by adidas, right?